When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”
A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.
Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'
Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'
a bit like a spastic or mongo but infanately more offensive!
george w is a fucking mong drong!
someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.
chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane
a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?