Ashley (male)

Ashley is usually a kind and talented guy. He is always childish, funny and friends with mostly everyone. Ashley enjoys it the most when he hangs around his friends that have similar interests. Ashley has very many hobbies and talents such as playing instruments, singing, sports and biking. When Ashley falls in love, physical affection is one way of showing it

Them: How would you define Ashley (male) ?
Me: Really cool, funny, childish, sweet and caring.

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beta male

callmecarson

callmecarson is a beta male

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Alpha male

The Alpha male is memeulous

Girls:OMG it's the Alpha male memeulous *faints*

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Sigma Male

An elaborate, long-term, 4D chess game to make a Ligma joke on a national scale.

At a Sigma Male convention:

"What are we?"
"Sigma"
"Sigma balls"

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Sigma male

Someone whose entire personality and self esteem revolves around calling themselves a sigma male. Generally, said individuals do not have many real friends, yet believe themselves to be popular. Often they compare themselves to wolves, as they use terminology used to describe wolfpack hierarchy. No one tell them that sigma is lower than beta in the greek alphabet, or the beta male in a pack was the second most badass wolf as this will fry their cashew-sized brains.

Chris: “I’m a sigma male you beta!”
Normal person: “bro no one cares about your wolf pack bullshit.”

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male ovaries

Exposed when a human male is struck with great force in the testicles, the male ovaries are the epicenters of pain located where a female's ovaries would be. The discovery of these mysterious parts may be accompanied by dry heaving since you just got your nuts slammed by a fist, ball or other hard object.

I got a punch to the junk so hard it hurt my male ovaries

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male sexiness

the condition of being sexy (used of men or boys): "sexy" used of guys variously means....

1. talented, gifted, smart, educated, confident
2. in military uniform so as to appear brave and protective of the 'gentler sex'
3. clever, swift, dashing, cunning
4. good-looking, attractive to females or gay guys
5. sexually desirable; beddable in the eye of gay men or boys
6. atheletic, well-built, of good physique, of being a "jock" or "stud"

David Parson was a sexy guy since he had a well-built, slender physique. He was the epitome of male sexiness.

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