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Any Man With The Name Marco Or Alcaide Will Have The Mindset Of A Race Car Or Is Brain Dead, But Whoever Is Named This Is Both
Person A: Hi My Name Is Marco
Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah
HE is the HOTTEST MALE you will ever see. If your a straight man you will turn GAY almost instantly. He gives boners he eats boners he is a boner. If you see him unzip your pants and get ready for the time of your life.
Some straight dude: Wait is that Marco Papi
Marco Papi: *Winks*
Gay Dude: *unzips pants*
A pubey virgin faggot who will die when he is 40 lonely as fuck never touching a woman. Kid can not drink and is a wicked nerd 🤓. YOU DONT WANT TO BE THIS KID
Oh that was a marco carnes (talking about a kid who couldnt have a conversation with a girl so he made ridiculous noises and ran away)
It's exactly like Marco Polo, except you play it in traffic.
*Fish out of swagger is anyone on the sidewalk*
Yo instead of doing the tide pod challenge, you wanna play Marco Yolo
Marco Siwa is a made up version of jo jo siwa’s brother- wait does she even have a brother?
Marco Siwa is an asshole
The best boyfriend I've had. Has brown beautiful eyes, amazing hair, i love his body, i love the way he is, i love him in general. I am grateful to have him overall. I love when he tries to make me happy when I'm sad because it shows he cares, I love it when he holds me tight in his arms, i love it when he gives me kisses and tells me he loves me, overall i love everything he does (almost everything) one thing i don't like though is when he says negative things about himself because he doesn't see the way i see him. If you find a guy like mine keep him and work things out with him because it is worth it and I am lucky to have him♡
I love you♡
Marco Gonzalez ♡