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melissa salazar

poop jk she a skinny legend that I want to kill sometimes butt shes also a PoOOOoooOOoooooO pPPooOOOoo face and also a PooooooOOooOOOoper

use this very device to wipe Melissa Salazar butt

by Melissa salazar October 24, 2020


Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 19, 2021


Melissa kate

Melissa Kate is a loyal friend who is someone you can come to talk to about anything. Melissa Kate hates to see others hurt or

struggling for that matter and will try and help you or care for you through thick and thin so don't take her kindness and goodwill nature for granted. A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what and not in a negative type of way. She knows how to handle shit and makes shit happen so make sure you have a Melissa Kate on your team. Melissa Kate is also a loyal girlfriend. She is usually really really small and super cute around 5'1 in height but in an instant can and will turn into a 6'4 person with a no mercy"attitude if you cross her so treat her right and she will give you the world I promise! Melissa Kate loves variety and random adventures and despises boredom and people not keeping shit real. She will tell it like it is no matter how big and bad you think you are so don't lie to Melissa Kate or she will eat you alive. You will be lucky to have a Melissa Kate in your life if one happens to come along so cherish her and keep her near and she will be your ride or die for life.

"Oh you need help with something"?
Go ask Melissa Kate, if there's a way she will find it!

by Bluepineapples4420 June 29, 2021


Melissa Rae Morrow

I am a person who is unique and loves with all her heart. I don't plan on having this last name forever, and I hope I don't. I want to get married and have kids one day, God Willing.

Melissa Rae Morrow thinks she is in love again.

by IDEFINEMYSELF June 14, 2021

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Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 10, 2021


Melissa O’Neil

Melissa is the most sweetest kindest and cutest person ever. She has the most kindest soul ever

She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼

Person 1: do you know who Melissa O’Neil is
Person 2: wait who even is that

Person 1: what planet are you living on

by Rookiefan February 24, 2024


Melissa Joan Hart

The most stunningly gorgeous, wholesome, kindest, most magnanimous child actress ever to grace the small screen. Born on Easter Sunday. Specializes in tame rom-coms, especially with Mario Lopez. Currently occupied as a mother and a vlogger.

Melissa Joan Hart is America's sweetheart.

by Don Palabros January 11, 2023