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Welcome to gifgaf voice messages

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole

phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF

by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022


A message to Chris Williamson

Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.

Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2024


Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx April 25, 2011


self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee May 20, 2012


self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental

"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"

by Portmaguese July 12, 2012


goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

by rasheem3 August 17, 2008


Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie December 13, 2007