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Michael

An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!

by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 27, 2011

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michael

Michael, a person who typically renders with a large penis with lots of friends. Michael usually has lots of friends and has been in many relationships. Michael is an overall cool person to be around.

Isn't he such a Michael!

by BoTb EVOLUTIONN June 12, 2017

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michael

An attactive, sporty, cool guy but watch out because he is insane. he is crazy when it comes to girls. so girls watch out

is that michael? the crazy hot one? yes it is

by urban dictionary life April 6, 2017

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Michael

Michael seems like a goofball who doesn't really care about anyone or anything. But that's not how he really is. He is really a sweet guy who would do anything to protect someone he really cares about. Even if they aren't together.....anymore. No matter what he wouldn't let anyone hurt that person who he cares for.....NO MATTER WHAT!!! And once you meet him you could easily like him, because that's just how he is. He is a VERY like-able person. And no matter what happens, you will always have feelings for him.....NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!

Michael is my Ex- Boyfriend.

by The_Lost_Girl_12 August 3, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

limp dick

Michael: sorry i can't get it up

by giggly face 696969 August 13, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


michael

An idiot that will hurt you more than you thought was possible

Wow! Michael is an fucking idiot

by natural.nutella December 11, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

A person you will grow to hate or learn to love. He puts family and friends over everything, will die for a friend or family member. Does well in school. Likes sports, and knows a lot about them. He doesn't love or trust easy. The ideal boyfriend. He's incredibly hard on himself, and will punish himself for a mistake even if he isn't judged. He's hated by many loved by few, but the hatred keels him going. He likes succeeding just to spite people who treat him poorly. Show him respect or you will regret it. Learn to love him and you may a lucky one who he loves back.

I wish I understood Michael.
Dont feel bad, not many people do.

by Anonymous4234 May 8, 2018

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