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Michael

An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off.
A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore!

by TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket January 27, 2011


michael

Michael, a person who typically renders with a large penis with lots of friends. Michael usually has lots of friends and has been in many relationships. Michael is an overall cool person to be around.

Isn't he such a Michael!

by BoTb EVOLUTIONN June 12, 2017


Michael

Michael seems like a goofball who doesn't really care about anyone or anything. But that's not how he really is. He is really a sweet guy who would do anything to protect someone he really cares about. Even if they aren't together.....anymore. No matter what he wouldn't let anyone hurt that person who he cares for.....NO MATTER WHAT!!! And once you meet him you could easily like him, because that's just how he is. He is a VERY like-able person. And no matter what happens, you will always have feelings for him.....NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!

Michael is my Ex- Boyfriend.

by The_Lost_Girl_12 August 03, 2017


michael

An attactive, sporty, cool guy but watch out because he is insane. he is crazy when it comes to girls. so girls watch out

is that michael? the crazy hot one? yes it is

by urban dictionary life April 06, 2017


Michael

limp dick

Michael: sorry i can't get it up

by giggly face 696969 August 13, 2010


michael

An idiot that will hurt you more than you thought was possible

Wow! Michael is an fucking idiot

by natural.nutella December 11, 2018


Michael

He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.

Person 1: Rawr XD
Pearson 2: Such a Michael

by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019