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A type of movie which grabs your attention while passing and you have to sit down and finish it.
Princess Bride is my midnight watch.
The sexual act of eating ass when it is covered in shit.
Lmao! Shitmouth over there gave a midnight rimjob!
The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.
Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts
When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.
You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.
After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.
Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...
Guy 2: hahahahaha!
Midnight chicken is when you're crossing the street at night in dark clothes praying that any car coming along will be able to see you.
I was late to the party because I had to play midnight chicken the whole way here.
A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening
"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"