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When a straight man or lesbian goes out looking for women.
I'm really horny, we need to go on a minge binge.
"How was last night?"
"Oh it was such a minge binge!"
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The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.
Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?
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Some one who has hair growth on their face for example a goatee that has been preened as one might preen ones pubic hair.
Gav is a minge face!!!!!
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Working at a job where your work mates are promiscuous..
"Man what a day, worked til midday, minge benefits all afternoon"
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A furious and untamed minge. The pubic hairs surrounding the vagina are so rough and rugged that it can fight off the male often in the scouting phase of attack. The male will feel the rough minge with ones fingers and cease further attack, knowing that it is un safe for ones penis as it may get damaged upon entry. A rough minge is such a vulgar display of meat purse that it is often compared to the mouth of a bulldog
1.) Eddie had considered fucking this one for quite some time. But had decided against the idea due to the rough minge he found whilst giving her a good rub down. Even his scissor hands couldn't fight back that fur.
2.) Man 1 - How was she?
Man 2 - good face, rough minge dude
Man 1 - Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Man 2 - Exactly!
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A modification of "Binge Eater".
Rather than over-indulging in food, the Minge Eater is known for eating out several females pubic hairs. He/She is usually associated with being a "Player" or "Womanizer".
Dude, that guy over there is a total Minge Eater.
I've gotta stop Minge Eating or I'm gonna get sick.
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"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."
"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."
"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."
"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"
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