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the act of a women putting an ice cube in her mouth and performing oral
dude last night jessica gave me that minnesota top
When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
When you're performing anal sex and when you're about to bust a nut, you shove your ballsack into her pussy.
I gave that bitch a Minnesota Bulldog last night... she wasn't too happy about it.
When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.
On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.
When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.
Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.
The lowest level of spiciness feasible.
"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."
when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"