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A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.
Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"
a slang word for a smexy beast who loves pussy and often likes to walk out of places with a coffee machine
hey miss lord waadup
nothing just taking my coffee machine for a walk
She’s a plain ass bitch. She’s a bad god damn teacher and she fucks teachers around her class. She keeps her students for long and she don’t know facts
Bob: bruuu we have miss buttocks for maths
Ella: ohh no she a bitch
A fat tubby ginger cunt. Loves to say "we don't care that your top button is uNcOmFoRt@bLe"
Sometimes in the staff room I see her eating sweetie bars that contian 700 calories a BITE. WOW.
During AO's tutor time, the legend once said that she cried for someone "stealing her skittles".
GOD DAMN. i want skittles now brb.
Wow that fatty boom looks like a Miss O'Leary!
The definition of a complete cunt who no one likes and wishes for her to die.Everyone gets excited after they hear they have a cover but then Fucking miss day walks in and shouts at you for breathing
The definition MISS DAY is a CUNT
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Jacob Sartorius's latest bump describing the sexual game of 'hit or miss.' This game is also known by many more popular names such as 'smash as pass.' Within this game, one player asks the other(s) if they would "hit," (referring to sexual activity), or "miss," (not wishing to have sexual activity) a certain person, often famous. When Jacob Sartorius uses it in his song, he is mentioning that he has gained so much power over women since becoming famous. Jacob Sartorius means that now that he is rich, he no longer has to play this game figuritively, he can choose with any woman in the world.
"Yo, Hillary Clinton... Hit or miss?"
"What's this shit why aren't we playing Jacob's bump 'Hit or Miss' right now?!"
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The thing that needs to up and leave this month. In fact, it should have upped and left a long time ago. It was never invited in the first place.
Peace out, Miss Rona!!!! I hope!!!!!
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