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A shitty phone company that claims to be "The Leader in 5G" with an amazing network and good speeds but all you get is shitty speeds everywhere i mean ffs if you are going to make a real good 5G Network and be a leader of it have good internet speeds man
(Get Verizon or AT&T or even Cricket Wireless)
AT&T Costumer: HEY LARRY AND BEN! Did you see that video I sent earlier?
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Yes! it was so funny what about you Ben?
T-Mobile Costumer: No! I sat there for 10-15 minutes looking at a literal spinning circle I tried turning off mobile data and turning it back on nothing happened called costumer service sat on the phone for 2 hours and 43 minutes
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Oh Damn! Welp.. you should have never got T-Mobile
AT&T Costumer: Yeah you should switch back to Verizon
T-Mobile Costumer: I can't i'm stuck in a contract with them for another year... another year of shitty service! DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!
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The act of taking a dump into a paper bag while driving, and then throwing it out the window at the car behind you
matt: what are you doing tonight?
andrew: i dont know dude lets go mobile dumping.
matt: sweet!
andrew: rad!
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social or personnel connections or dealings between or among individuals or groups via the mobile phone
People identify with the notion of relating to different groups of like-minded individuals via the mobile phone, it the ideal tool to uphold and develop these mobile relations taking the notion of social exchanges into a new dimension.
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A vehicle that is designed, modded, and upgraded for the specific purpose of “Ownage” ie. Owning people and structures. It can be in real life or in gaming. For example, in real life, a fully decked out Humvee or Ford Raptor could be a proper Ownage Mobile in a SHTF situation in real life. Also, video games like GTA V, Battlefield 1, etc. contain numerous Ownage Mobiles. Batman’s armored car is a major Ownage Mobile.
I lifted my 4x4 Ford F-150 truck and added major body armor to make it a real Ownage Mobile now.
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1. A figurative vehicle one "rides on" after doing something "1337". This word is often preceded by the phrase "take a ride on (the)". "Grats Mobile" is also used frequently in a sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone who claims to have accomplished something great, but in actually has accomplished nothing noteworthy.
2. A vehicle that is so dilapidated and/or fugly that it is funny.
Noobhata: LOLZ i pwned that nublar!1! roflcakes!!11!!!1!
Pureownaged00d: Take a ride on the Grats Mobile,loser. That took no skill!
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When someone cheese puffs your car shortly before, during, or after a rain. Resulting in many orange dots persisting on your car before you take it to the car wash. Side effects of a leopard-mobile include Liono from the Thundercats wanting to recruit you, neighbors yelling cat noises when driving to work, and eventual washing of cars.
(walks in door)I'm so angry! Somebody cheese puffed my car. But since it rained, now it's a leopard-mobile. Also, I'm starting to loathe the month of April.
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A skate board in which you steez on and or ride.
Well im going into town on my steez mobile.
See that tre-flip on that steez mobile
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