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Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018


Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.

Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009


mayhem monkey

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!

omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!

by scottishchihuahua888 January 13, 2011


Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly March 31, 2009


bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 January 22, 2012


Zoo Monkey

The act of taking a shit on floor and throwing it out of the door of your room at people that annoy you.

Because of Dom's poor communication, Chris went Zoo Monkey on him when he walked by his office.

by ZooMon June 25, 2014


psycho monkey

Someone who has become uncivilized in their manners, paired with being crazy.

Cecilia, you are a psycho monkey.

by kalpalpadt July 19, 2018