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Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly March 31, 2009


bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 January 22, 2012


Zoo Monkey

The act of taking a shit on floor and throwing it out of the door of your room at people that annoy you.

Because of Dom's poor communication, Chris went Zoo Monkey on him when he walked by his office.

by ZooMon June 25, 2014


psycho monkey

Someone who has become uncivilized in their manners, paired with being crazy.

Cecilia, you are a psycho monkey.

by kalpalpadt July 19, 2018


Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010


monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017


chutter monkey

a little bitch that smells like cat shit

this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back

by mike headmon January 4, 2009