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when in a argument, if the other person says your mother...
say it right back!
Brenden: you mother.
Matt: NO YOUR MOTHER! BITCH!
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A person who is publicly charitable for personal gain.
Dave is such a Mother Teresa. Did you see him flashing the cash at that benefit gig with his new girlfriend?
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The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.
"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"
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Your brother from the same mother but from different fathers.
Mother Brother:
A half brother which has the same mother as you, but a different father.
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One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.
The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.
I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
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Quite probably the only two words in Samuel L Jackson's Vocabulary.
Sameul L Jackson: Mother fucking mother fucker! Fuck a mother fucking mother fucker.
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A cocktail similar to a "White Russian" using breast milk instead of cream.
Mother Russia is a cocktail consisting of
* 1 oz. Vodka
* 0.5 oz. Coffee Liqueur
* 2 oz. Breast Milk
* 1 sprinkle(s) nutmeg
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