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Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".
Mike: Hey did you see Carl's molestache this morning?!?!
Evan: Yup, It's Mustache De Mayo again!
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A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".
Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.
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Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers
Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?
Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.
Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."
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When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)
"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)
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The stripe/s (often resembling the shape of Adolf Hitler's mustache) left on the back of the toilet seat by an inconsiderate defecator
Phil left another shitler mustache on our toilet seat. I don't know whether he's a Nazi or just a regular asshole that doesn't bother to clean up after himself.
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