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national 0.5 day where your pictures that are taken in the 0.5 camera shine on december 8th.
“Hey do you know what today is?”
“December 8th”
“No silly, national 0.5 day!”
When all the rich kids meet up and spend their parent’s money on Gucci.
I can’t wait for national Gucci day I’m gonna but so many things!
The 28th of April is the day you makeout with anyone you want, and get away with it.
Wow! it's national kiss day!
On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
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When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)
"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"
November 27 is National Luke day!
It's National Luke Day!
In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.
- Oh no, it's National Jellybean day.
- Oh no dude.