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A Karen is a person that likes to be as annoying as humanly possible. She is well known for eating cats. She is that kind of person that has to pay people to be her friend. A Karen is a person that is persistent in being an absolute shit-head to everyone around her.
Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
Why can’ t the plane takeoff?
Pilot: Karen
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Karen wants to know your location. Karen wants to speak to the manager. Karen wants to know everything......
Karen goes to McDonalds. Karen gets annoyed. Karen wants to speak to the manager to get free food. Karen goes home. Karen says bye to you. Karen the wait for you to go. Karen then WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
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that bitch who took the kids AGAIN
you can find a Karen at:
-your manager
-basement, feeding the kids she took AGAIN
dont trust Karens
how to spot a Karen :
-bob cut hair
thats all.
Karen's husband: -Karen took the fucking kids again
person: - ah fuck, not again
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A privileged person who complains about, or is fearful of, someone who is powerless.
Sandra, a rich white woman, called the cops on a black individual because their presence made her feel unsafe. Sandra was being a total Karen.
In a real Karen move, Mike refuses to wear a facemask because protecting the people around him infringes on his "personal freedom."
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Not the same thing as the name. A person who is very easily offended or annoyed. other characteristics include getting offended by humor, and having low intelligence.
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable? The wheelchair"
"That's so offensive, you don't just say stuff like that."
"Ok, Karen"
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A woman usually around the age of 30-40 with blonde hair and a pixie cut with 2-3 kids who lives in her ranch suburban home. She often wants the world to know her point of view of when it comes to politicians or society, may i also say a karen is extremely narccisstic and believes the entire world revolves around her and her 3 white american children. And incase you thought i wasn't gonna remember a Karen goes to any supermarket in the world or fastfood resturant and complains at the slightest things ever, then if you resist her service she will go on to ask for your manager, call the police, go on of how its her right in the declarenceofshitipendence that she can do what she wants.
Guitar center worker: Sorry Ma'am but we dont allow people under 18 to enter our store because there is explicit nudity, bad language, and extremely precioused instruments here.
Karen: ARE YOU DECLINING MY CHILDRENS RIGHTS TO ENTER THE STORE? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER.
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A loud obnoxious white women from 35to 48 Yells over stupid shit wants to speak to the manager and uses either police or “ the law “ to get out of stuff when she knows she should butt the fuck out.
God damn it Stacy your acting like a Karen
No Karen you can not speak to the manager
Fuck off Karen stop yelling
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