next waiting please

A term used in local kebab shops located in Australia to ask for the next person to be served.

While john was standing in line waiting to be served, a large man shouts "NEXT WAITING PLEASE"

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please reconnect controller

that annoying message you get on wireless controllers and broken wired controllers

Guy:
Holy shit, I'm gonna fc TFFAF.

Xbox 360:
Please reconnect controller

Guy reconnects controller in anger.

*Sound of missed note*
Noooooo.....

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Bitch please look

1. to scan someone from head to foot with a discusted look on your face
2. to roll your eyes at someone

cindy~ what did you do when she found out you were with her boyfriend?

sarah~ I just gave her the bitch please look.

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Thank you please

It's proper bo!

Penny Smith made me do a sexwee

Thank you please

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Rest in peace, please!

1. Wishing someone was (almost) dead - at least to you.
2. Holler that if an old girl-/boyfriend (in other words: your ex) simply won´t leave you alone and starts stressing you out.
3. Abbreviate like this: RIPPLS

Ex: "Jennie, you should really give me another chance - I have changed!"
Jennie: "Douchebags don´t change. Just leave me alone."
Ex: "But Jennie, the least you could do is to give me your new cell phone number. Why have you changed phones, anyway?"
Jennie: "Oh, rest in peace, please!"

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Sex me please

A person who begs someone to sex

Hey Sophie Sex me please.

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay