tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

you know what really tumbles my tambourine

same thing as you know what grinds my gears

you know what really tumbles my tambourine communism.

You know what really breaks my chip?

Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.

"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"

"What?"

"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."

It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.

Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

I don't really get TikTok, do you?

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

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We don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

If you don't talk to another person unless you have to, like siblings that don't talk to each other unless it's to ask to be passed the jam, then you don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam

Katy: Hey! See not Tommy recently?
Jamie: Nah, I don't see much of him now
Katy: Why? I thought you were friends!
Jamie: Yeah, but then he got cocky over something and now we don't really talk unless it's to pass the jam.
Katy: Prrrrrffff, boys!

A Guy who Really Cares about a Girl's Feelings

Extremely hard thing to find.

Girl: I'm looking for a guy who really cares about a girl's feelings, you know...
Guy: Ha. Luck with that.

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