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Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

by woahimbomb March 16, 2009


cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 22, 2020


speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 5, 2017


speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 8, 2020


speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021


COON SPEED

When someone can run really fast for no reason.

You have Coon Speed bucko!!!

by Master Coonington November 6, 2019


t-speed

A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.

That guy always moves at t-speed.

by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011