Taking Adderall and XTC together.
"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"
when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
he only goes at cripple speed.
When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.
Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.
when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes
kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
When someone can run really fast for no reason.
You have Coon Speed bucko!!!
A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.
That guy always moves at t-speed.