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I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean
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Ocean City NJ is a small town in south jersey. only wealthy people can afford to own houses- anyone else, renters- also known as shoobies- are just a nuisance when they are there. A true ocean city girl practically lives in a bikini, has mastered the art of tanning, can successfully escape beach taggers, has made meaning of the song Under the Boardwalk, considers Night in Venice her favorite holiday, accepts that a party will get busted by the cops, drives atleast 40 on West Ave., and doesn't know a damn thing about North Jersey. The OCBP lifeguards are all amazingly good looking (but they should definitely go back to wearing the tiny bathing suits-these new ones cover up too much!) Any girl lifeguard is more than likely a lesbian and if she isn't, she atleast looks like she is. Days consist of spending endless hours on the beach working on your tanning without any cares except for what you are doing that night and who you are doing it with. Kiss our ass Avalon, Sea Isle, Stone Harbor, Wildwood, Longport, Margate..etc!!!
"America's Favorite Family Resort.." HELL NO!-GO AWAY SHOOBIES-WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
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Basically where the sickest people all vacation in the summer, get drunk off their asses, stumble around and hookup all over the place.
Catch every girl with a juul or a wawa cup in there hand... we all know there’s no soda in that cup. Parties at castaway until the ops kick us off... then we move the party. Night usually ends with walks home with new people or a new man. shoobies take over all summer. We all know the meaning of the song under the boardwalk... lol. You either surf at 7th or you don’t surf at all. Don’t go shopping on Asbury unless you wanna go broke. Much respect for people that go to ocean city, raised different.
Ocean city NJ is easily the best beach in America
A dry town founded by the Methodist community, like most of the area. Over 25 churches on the island, and the same amount of pizza places. September and October, as well as April and May are the favorite months of the locals because it is somewhat nice out and there are available parking spots. People don't realize that there is actually a town under all the tourists and that people live there all year. Not every girl lives in a bikini, but many do. Liquor and pot are the main drugs in the town because they are cheap and easy to get. The area is dominated by Republicans and has very little in the way of minorities, unless you count the undocumented workers that get paid under the table at local eateries. Locals are still trying to get parking lots that require a "local decal" so we don't have to drive around for an hour in our own town to find a parking spot during shoobie season. You have to have a lot of patience to live there, and you have to know where to go to avoid inflated summer prices. The ageless excuse the locals are fed about why they should deal with the bothersome shoobies? "It supports our local economy."
"I was thinking about going to Ocean City, NJ for summer vacation, what do you think?"
"Oh, I live there, and on behalf of everyone, please don't. We have enough tourists to deal with, thanks."
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Lubna, Frank Ocean's wife, the biggest frank ocean fan in the entire world loves him with all of her heart.
"ayo, is that frank ocean's wife?!!
fosho, they holding hands rn"
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expression used by a man who would like to commit oral sex on a woman while keeping his comments secretive. (swim in her ocean: listen to the sounds coming out of her "seashell")
Man 1: Hey, I would enjoy swimming in that girl's ocean!
Man 2: Yeah that girl is smokin!
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Stupid 6ft 3" Athletic Aussie who repeats the fist 2 words that pop into his head as fast as possible
Friend One: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend Two: Err... Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean, Land, Ocean... Land-Ocean
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