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A person who protects civilians and enforces State or Federal law.
"A Police Officer pulled me over today, I was going 45 in a School Zone."
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That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.
That guy is acting like an office quarterback.
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The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.
Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
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A term that can be used to refer to your wife or girlfriend.
why? Because all guys know that everything has to be approved by Head Office.
Person one- Hey man! are you coming to the bachelor party?
Person two- Yeah..just need approval from Head Office first!
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(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.
I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
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An office pinkey is a world warII term, used by combat marines, to describe (in derrogatory terms) non-combat Marine Corps rear eschelon, office personnel. An office worker with no suntan.
"We got stuck smokin Raleighs while all the office pinkies and redballers had camels."
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This means the "bollocks" of office politics
Office bolotics arise when arranging a "office function" as in who and who not to invite etc !!!
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