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A back woods little village in Yarmouth, Nova Scotia...it consists of drunks, druggies, racists, wife beaters, welfare recipents, and other low lifes. It is a Trailer Park, minus the trailers...and actually there are a few trailers, come to think of it...If you know "you might be a red neck..." you know this place. The outcasts of Yarmouths infamous South End won't even move there...it truely is the pimple on the asshole of time.
"South Ohio, the only place where you can get headlights for your rusted out piece of shit vehicle, in exchange for a case of beer...hell we'll even help you install them, for more beer."
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A village in northwest ohio (Fulton County) that has a population of less than 3,000 people and that no one has heard of (suburb of Toledo). These people are mostly farmers who have events like 'bring your tractor to school day' and a horrible Chicken Festival every July. They're a bunch of small town hicks with nothing to do but to drink while wearing a John Deer T-shirt, play corn hole and watch the corn grow.
Delta, Ohio
Hey Diddy theres a june bug on ur corn pon.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Delta
Person 1: Where's that?
Person 2: sigh...Toledo
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A hell hole suburb of Cincinnati. Considered a great place to raise kids, but really is an example of why soccer mom's should be banned from voting and running for office. The cops here have nothing better to do than pick on teenagers, blacks, and anyone who's been in trouble with them before. The main roads have stop signs for streets with 5 fucking house's on them. The residents are a bunch of rich phony fucks, who got nothing better to do than one up each other. Half the kids get a new car on their birthday, and you're looked down upon if you're not rich, and preppy.
Typical soccer mom conversation in Montgomery, Ohio
Montgomeryite 1: I love my BMW, it's got heated seats.
Montgomeryite 2: Oh yeah my BMW has heated AND cooled seats.
Montgomeryite 1 (calls husband): Buy me a new Beemer!!!!! I need cooled seats, the hand stitched leather, and the real redwood trim, none of that plastic shit this time!!
Montgomeryite 2: Someone should do something about that 25MPH speed limit on Montgomery Road by the Kroger, it's too fast!!!!!!
Montgomeryite 1: I know be thankful I'm also the mayor, I'll gonna lower it to 15 and have make sure there's always 2 cops patrolling it!
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10 Years ago Hilliard Ohio was all Country. 10 years later, 100's of businesses have brought their company to Hilliard, Ohio. Property values have raised way up seince Hillard first became a city. Now there are beautiful gated sub divisions ranging from $300,000 to Over A Million. Heritage Lakes, River Landings, Western Lakes, && more. Hilliard shares part of it's city with Dublin, Ohio (Check out the dublin definition). Hilliard is a beautiful suburb with classsy & gorgeous looking people, beautiful homes, and many places to shop & dine. Viva La Hilliard :)
Shelly: Where do we go to pick you up?
Cara: Heritage Lakes.. 2nd road turn right. You'll see a big house with a half circle driveway. You'' pull around a large fountain and park. Then call me.
Shelly: Go figure... a typical Hilliard, Ohio house!
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Probably the worst town on the planet. Literally named after the spanish city.
god this place sucks...
I live i Cadiz,Ohio i play the banjo and smoke weed all day
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1. n. The city that God forgot. Population is afflicted with a group inferiority complex that results in extreme anxiety and skepticism whenever one of its sports teams is in national spotlight, resulting in a colossal sports choke.
2. v. To be forgotten by God.
1. Mayor: Dear God, please help my city.
God: what city is that, your honor?
Mayor: Cleveland, Ohio.
God: Ummm, Cleveland? Oh, yeah, I forgot about your city. SORRY.
2. Captain, we're sinking fast. The Titanic has been Clevelanded.
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the group of Ohio residents who pursue recreational water sports on neighboring state's lakes.
"the interstate would have been less congested if it weren't for the Ohio navy."
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