the perfect guy. he is adorable and sweet but also hot as fuck. he gives the best hugs, he long arm can wrap around you like five times. his girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. he thinks he isn’t enough a lot, but he is everything someone could ever want. a ollie is a character you can’t help but fall in love with.
ollie is absolutely perfect in every way, i love ollie <33
ollie is a beta male get no pussy and no bitches what so ever he like big black fat oily cock deep in his rectum cavity to the point where it is nearly impossible to sit down as he is a mega fag
"ollie is a fat neek and need to fucking kill himself"
Gets no women, he literally cannot come into contact with a female
A nasty ass whiteboi who never cleans anything. They have a girlfriend called Beth which they both spread bacteria like germs. This person brushes his teeth twice a year if he’s lucky and showers once every 4 weeks. They also likes to have bum play in which he licks his fingers after.
That’s disgusting, don’t be an ollie
he's the type of guy to make fun of u for being tall and annoying but then talks to u for 6 hours 😠 he's definitely short and annoying and probably has the worst type ever and is super mean
for a celebrity 🙄
person 1: ugh did u hear about that famous guy?
person 2: yeah hes such an ollie
A badass name for a badass person, people with the name Ollie are naturally great at skating. They are usually natural performers, and love the spotlight. The are good-natured and have a very sarcastic sense of humor. If you’re friends with a boy or girl named Ollie, you’ve met a real legend.
Ollie is the best!
Ollies are full on players! They can get any girl they want and are extremely popular because they are so ‘handsome’ ollies are normally blonde or ginger (maybe sometimes brunet) they have blue or green eyes and are extremely annoying. Ollie is friends with almost every jerk and sometimes likes to push people around in corridors and cheat on his girlfriend for fun. Sometimes if you manage to tame an Ollie they will be quite kind and loving.
In conclusion: DONT DATE AN OLLIE UNLESS HES SUPER HOT OR HES REALLY NICE (NOT LIKE THE ONE IVE DESCRIBED)
Thanks for reading my rant and have a nice day random stranger
girl 1- omg Ollie is so fit
girl 2- ew no he’s such a player