April 29

April 29th is P*ssy day. You gotta send your boyfriend a vid of you playing with your p*ssy for 30 seconds.

Girl it’s April 29th… you better send him that vid

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April 29

Hug someone named Suzanne today

Friend- it’s April 29
Guy- So???
Friend-So you gotta hug suzzane

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September 29

National hug your girlfriend from behind day

If u see your girlfriend hug her from behind

It’s September 29, I need to go hug my girlfriend.

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June 29

National youngest child day. Appreciate the youngest child and tell them how much you love them.

Sibling 1: Is it June 29?
Sibling 2: Yeah why?
Sibling 1: well that’s national youngest child day.
Sibling 2: yay
Sibling 1: Well, I just want to tell you how much I love you

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May 29

When a Mexican won’t go to sleep brcause he wants to win even though he knows he won’t. Typically over a game

On MAY 29 this Mexican names bot wouldn’t sleep

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february 29

National fuck your brother day

'yo wanna fuck?'
'no, I'm your brother that's disgusting!'
'its February 29th though..'
'oh ok!!'

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November 29

November 29 is national Short Person Day

Tall person: yo your so small CONGRATS
Small person: why are you congratulating me?
Tall person: its november 29

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