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The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.
That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.
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A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!
jen allen is hassle loads.
Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!
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A choad load is used as an adverb before something.
It's a lot like shit load.
Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.
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the scientific term for a great quantity, usually prolific or copious in nature, occasionally verging on infinity in some cases
Building the Hoover Dam required a butt load of cement.
There's a butt load of stars up there.
For the last two days I've been printing and reading a butt load of articles.
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A defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm.
Indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, gasses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round.
If you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe direction, and ensure that it is unloaded. Use a cleaning rod to push the projectile out of the barrel.
Never attempt to fire another round to force the stuck projectile out. This will create pressures that your firearm is not designed to tolerate, and will damage your firearm, and likely result in injury or death.
See also: Hang Fire
While shooting, I experienced a squib load. I tried shooting another round to force it out of the barrel. My gun exploded so now I'm missing fingers and my right eye.
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Facial and swallowing respectively.
Did you see that new Riley Reid video on PornHub? She gets a huge open load all over her face! She's gonna need some Goo-b-gone to get that shit off.
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Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
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