Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis
I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing
A dick larger than the average six of dick in your area when someone is on vacation.
Ashley: how was vacation?
Brittany: great, I got so much vacation dick.
A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.
When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.
You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night
That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.
A one-off dick of gargantuan proportions. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.
"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"
A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday
Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
A vacation Dick is a penis of larger than average size, that could be uncomfortable to receive on a regular basis, as opposed to a boyfriend dick
Oh man I hooked up with a guy at the club last night, total vacation Dick though. I'll be walking funny for at least a week