Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief

I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

five 0

a cop

heads up, five 0= watch out, a cop

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shorty five

A nickname for a cop car.

Variations include but are not limited to:
1. Shorty five in a skirt=unmarked police car
2. Shorty five naked=not your normal police cruiser

"Yo dog, slow your roll, I peep a shorty five up ahead"

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Pam Five

The act of giving a low five to someone's cooter.

Kelli made a great play at volleyball so I had to give her a solid Pam Five.

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plus five

very impressive. May also be used in exclamation. “+5” comes from the game Dungeons & Dragons. The highest bonus a weapon could have is a +5. Therefore it’s the best. The term of a true nerd.

Bart: Are the making a new M3 anytime soon?
Azra: Yeah, its going to have a 400 horsepower V8.
Bart: Fuckin "A", Ray! Thats PLUS FIVE!!!
Azra: No shit. I'm wet just thinking about it... Actually i am soppy.
Bart: Want to go to the bathroom and fuck in the shower?
Azra: No. That would be gross.
Bart: Why is that gross?
Azra: Because you are my brother.
Bart: Oh... Bitch.

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Final Five

Waking up 5 minuets before your alarm goes off in the morning.

Damn! I would get up now, but it's a Monday. I know that these are the 'Final Five' minuets of rest I'll get before 5 p.m.

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