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When you're in a game and get blocked from moving a certain way by lag. So, running one way in a game and it suddenly stops you before the lag calms down and let's you run again.
Person 1: dude you suck at this, move forward
Person 2: no I cant, I just hit a lag wall.
The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.
My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.
When you've had tonnes to eat so that when you drink alcohol the effects are delayed.
I've killed a bottle of vodka but feel sober, guess I just have liquor lag because I stuffed out at the buffet earlier but I'll feel it later no doubt
"Meth lag" is like a tremendously worse case of "jet lag" after going without sleeping for multiple days while on crystal.
I really wasn't thinking clearly, and had total meth lag after doing a 4 day binge of chalk.
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The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.
I'm dealing with so much urban lag right now!
When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.
Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.
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The dissociative experience to real time upon watching several consecutive episodes of the Fox television show "24."
Similar to the feeling of jet lag when traveling between different time zones and experiencing a disconnection between the body's time clock and the actual time. A similar feeling occurs after watching Bauer Hour for too long.
"I've just watched 5 straight episodes of Bauer Hour and I don't know what time it is in real life. Oh well, I'll just go with whatever the last time was on the show, I'm Jack lagged"
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