Soviet Onion

A Communist vegetable

Talking Onion: Communism is cool
Guy: So you’re a Soviet Onion?

muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

Onionate the Cat

The smoking of Marijuana, also known as "Reefer Cigarettes"

Man I needa Onionate the cat, i'm all stressed out from my main bitch givin me sass

onion bumper

when i look at her ass it makes me wanna cry

damn onions

A popular term often used on social media in response to a sentimental, sappy, or emotionally-charged video or meme that makes you "tear-up". It's a metaphor referring to how your eyes water when you're cutting onions. The phrase is used by the poster as a means of deflecting or "saving face" from admitting they were emotionally affected to the point of tears welling in their eyes from what they just saw or read.

VIDEO POSTED ON FACEBOOK: (Something with a kitten getting rescued from a house fire by a firefighter that gives it oxygen and revives it. Then, the firefighter unites it with the ecstatic little girl it belongs to.)

SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!

Onion Booty

An Onion Booty is an ass so beautiful it will literally put tears to your eyes. (like an onion)(now go cut that ;-)

i saw her, thick as a champ in all the right places. I knew she had an Onion Booty just by the shape of her thighs. She walked by i waited about a second and a half to look back and 5 seconds after i looked, it hit me... That Onion Booty but tears to my eyes.

brown onion

A term used when you hold a towel over another person's face while they try doing a sit-up. With the towel covering their eyes so they cannot see, another person stands over the blindfolded person with his pants down. While the person is struggling with the sit-up, the person holding the towel lets his grip loose. This will allow the person to successfully complete his sit-up, with the suprise of ending up with his face in the other person's sweaty ass!

Man, we gave Steve a Brown Onion last week and he's still smelling that shit!