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rocky road oyster

When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts

Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!

by JohnDadIsAPlumbr April 1, 2018


oyster cream

It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.

The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2019


cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024


Ugly Oyster

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.

A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.

by TwistedJ November 15, 2019


Oyster Moisture

Pussy juice.

The puss puss makes oyster moisture.

by Tiger Diesel July 15, 2022


Saucing the Oyster

To lie.

Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth

by Hugo Diangio September 24, 2023


oyster oven

An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.

Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.

by AMunie October 18, 2012