A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.
Andi D.
Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.
A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .
Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.
Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.
Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!
a carnival that’s not really a carnival where all the teens go to hangout because they have nothing else to do
John: You goin to Parker’s day tonight?
David: Nah fam that’s the wackiest carnival ever
1. Just Penis Parker but adding a B emoji on Penis.
2. A YTP Shitpost variant.
If you're a normie, you'll say "Benis Parker" instead of "Penis Parker"