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California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.
Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.
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A group of individuals patrolling for the finer things.
"Are they the same Stank Pussy Patrol niggas from SoundCloud?"
"Yes"
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a phrase you'd use in front of your mother, or grand mother. Basically this term describes any unknown individual or paty doing something annoying, that would generally make you swear.
Someone pulls out in front of you, your mother a passenger:
YOU: Aww, come on geek patrol!
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The act of looking for third and or bitches
I'm going on pussy patrol now!
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A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.
Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.
oh and god help me if they ever look for me.
"I will promote you after my son is promoted"
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See: Wannabe's.
See also: Over-privledged high school boys; Overzealous subscriber to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine; Weekend paintballer with too much free time.
"Tony joind the Civil Air Patrol because he was too old for the Boy Scouts and too young for the Air Force. What a lame-ass wannabe!"
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Group of Asians that sit in the front row of your classes.
The Ching Chong patrol from my modern physics class is so annoying.
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