butt pen

when your favorite or fancy pen gets stolen from a customer but ends up in the butt pocket of your assistant manager.

ay, yo is that a butt pen in yo pocket, giiiiirl?

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Push pen anxiety

Push pen anxiety is when you click your pen's little button. It is addicting because of it's sound and it's motion of going up and down (no sexual innuendo.) You kind of get hypnotized. It's weird but kinda awesome. Hah, try it out but not in class. You might get in trouble with your teacher, mates.

The child got push pen anxiety and got in trouble for clicking it so much times.

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Throw my pen

Basicly means you would or would not tap that.

Comes from the amazing pick up technique where you throw your pen near a girl and then go collect it, but start a conversation while your there.

Person 1: Wow that Girl in the far corner is fucking retarded.
Person 2: I'd still throw my pen at that

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Pen Pals

When you and another person fingerblast one girl each using one finger.

“Bro max and I became Jessica’s pen pals last night”

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smacking pen

beating off (also pen smacking)

I rented some porn and started smacking pen.

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da pen

Da pen in a vape with weed in it

“Do you have a vape but I want some weed” “I got da pen” “let me hit some”

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pooi pen peen

When you pull your penis out of a woman’s bum hole and there is poo on the end. At this point you use the penis as a pen and the poo as ink. To complete you must draw a penis on the woman’s back.

I was chilling with Aitch and this girl came in. We did some bum stuff and it led to pooi pen peen