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when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day
He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.
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The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.
The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.
It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.
Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.
Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
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a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome
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1. An annoying douche bag .
2. Someone who eats penguins.
Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...
The act of giving or reciveing oral sex while
playing club penguin or eating kid cuisine
Tucker - Zack your retarded
Zack - at least I get oral penguin
A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR
Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT
A female penguin who fucks other female penguin same as a human lesbian technically
Male penguin : hey you see that hot penguin over there
friend of male penguin: wait dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin: fuck