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when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day
He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.
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The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.
The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.
It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.
Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.
Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
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a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome
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Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out
Omg did a penguin just puke in my bed omg penguin puke
Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!
Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.
...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...