Shoot a pickle!

a "common" phrase meaning "Oh darnit!"

Shoot a Pickle! I failed my math test.

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pickle fork

Automotive: A tool commonly used for breaking the tapers loose on ball joints and tie rod ends. Sometimes called an olive fork. They are correctly called a "Ball Joint Separator" or "Tie Rod Separator" but have gained the name from their resemblence to the long, skinny forks used to remove pickles (or olives) from a jar.

The term can be used for a variety of items, anything much longer than it is wide, with two prongs on one end and some sort of handle on the other.

"I need to replace a tie rod end on my car but I don't have a pickle fork. "

or

"Any ideas how I can separate these flanges?"

"Have you tried a pickle fork?"

"No, great idea!"

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Douche Pickle

One who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.

"That guy's more than a douche! He's a douche pickle!"

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pickle party

A meeting of high class gentlemen in the nude.

I would most adore debating the practical use of the semi-colon, but alas, I have an in at Beauford's Pickle Party.

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Pickle Ball

Combination of tennis and ping pong, future olympic sport, way to determine friend status or sponge-worthiness.

I am better than you at pickle ball.

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Pickle Smoker

A person who sucks male genetalia; homosexual man.

1) It could be said that Prince is a pickle smoker.

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pickle rape

An act of rape commited with a pickle

Please stop raping me with that pickle, pickle rape is illegal! oh god no, oh god!

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