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A plethora of pillows placed around the head while napping and/or sleeping. Consists of the base pillow that you would usually sleep on, then a fuckton of randomly-placed pillows above. Air hole not required, but is encouraged.
Make me a pillow vagina. I'm gonna nap till the next Triassic Period.
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A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.
Moose, bulls, elephants, and whales all have smaller penises than someone with a pillow penis.
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The act of "ultimate female-chest-sharing" by an amply-endowed lady while canoodling in bed with her snuggle-bunny. It begins with both cuddlers facing each other and the guy's re-positioning his pillow down on the bed a little ways so that he can nestle his head up underneath the gal's chin; he then gently lifts the gal's "upper" boob and settles his neck deep into her cleavage so that his face and neck are totally surrounded by the luscious warm softness of the gal's throat and bountiful chest-pillows. It has to actually be experienced to fully appreciate how truly "past heavenly" this position feels.
One of the nicest things about a horseshoe-pillow is that the gal doesn't hafta make virtually any effort herself to create it, and so she can easily perform it even if she's dead-tired --- all she has to do is merely lie on her side and allow the guy to nestle up to her chest and cradle his neck in between her boobs; he can then savor the dreamily-euphoric experience for a long period of time, even long after she's fallen fast asleep.
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When some plug that just got into a scrap thinks they can kick the crap out of anyone when really they punch like they're at an 8 year old girls slumber party
tough guy: "ya buddy ill rearrange your teeth"
you: "gimme a break pillow paws"
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Pillow talk is when someone feels comfortable enough to start exposing secrets to someone else, this can be between lovers, friends or even one night stands. Pillow talk causes loose lips.
“Why did Amy tell Lewis about what happened the other week she knew she’s wasn’t meant to say anything?”
“Bro that’s definitely come from pillow talk, she’s only said something because she would of been in bed with him talking loose” smh.
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Having a conversation with someone special after hours, sharing information that shouldn't have been shared or exchanging words that you don't necessarily mean, they were only shared because you were in the moment.
Him: I wanna marry you one day.
Her: Stop pillow talking me!
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A night of excessive drug and/or alchol use that precipatates an act or acts of uninhibited and intoxicated indiscretion. The word "pillow hugger" refers to the moment when one, now sober on the following morning, awakens after such a night, recalls his drunken behavior, and then hugs and burys his face in his pillow in shame.
That Russian Vodka always leads to a pillow hugger. And sometimes leads to a trip to the STD clinic. I'm gettin' to old for that shit, bro'. So I think I'll just stick with the Chateau Latrine tonight.
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