Pineapple Butt

After taking a large poop, the act of not wiping and allowing the poop to dry and get crusty, followed by the sensation of having the top of a pineapple in your asshole is known as pineapple butt.

Man, Chipotle was out of toilet paper. When I got home, I had a bad case of pineapple butt

I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.

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Pineapple

v. To Pineapple

The act of a man ejaculating into a woman's hair, either on purpose or by accident.

After a dry spell, I built up enough pressure to pineapple that slut last night.

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pineapples

a code word to use during sex to let your partner know they doing to much or hurting you. made famose by Kevin Hart in his comedy show in 2011.

He started pulling my weave all hard so i had to yell PINEAPPLES!

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Pineapple on pizza

Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time

Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good

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pineapple pullout

When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!

A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"

B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"

A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"

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Pineapple pen

Intro
(PEE-PEE-AY-PEE)
P-P-A-P

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

You: Your such a Pineapple pen,

friend: How?

You: your a dead meme

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Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.

"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"

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