The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

bring in your tomato plants

A way for conspiracy nuts to describe a disturbing event that is about to take place.

Near earth asteroid is about to strike the planet. Bring in your tomato plants!

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fuck bitches, plant trees

eco-friendly rendition of the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees

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Bomb has been planted

The sound you hear when you are playing CSGO and your teammates can't even defend a bomb site without you carrying them.

Guy:*Guards B*

"Bomb has been planted*

Guy:*sigh* Guess i Need to clutch this one. Freaking useless teammates.

Egg plant emoji

Anal probe

That egg plant emoji is an anal probe

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Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.

"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."

Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS)

1. A disease possessed by an individual who joins a group, but does not participate in group discussions; one who does nothing but take up space...like a potted plant.

2. When one contributes nothing to a conversation.

3. One who appears to be an extrovert but appears very introverted when in the presence by others.

1. Every Tuesday and Thursday, Anthony, Anna, Jay-Me and Cody sit at a table and talk.

-Anna, Jay-Me and Cody are carrying on a great, exciting conversation while Anthony does nothing but look on and listen.
-Anthony doesn't do this intentionally, but he is suffering from Potted Plant Syndrome (PPS).
-*He does nothing but take up space.*

2. Janelle: Every time we all get together, Tara never says anything. She just stares.
Sean: I like Tara...but homegirl has PPS.

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