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poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort

pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"

by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023


poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017


Poots

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.

These poots are made for walkin'!

by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016


Poot

Exactly that.

"This nigga really just crossed me for a gaper bruh... What a poot..."

"That's lame as hell..."

by TundraFeever December 10, 2021


poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010


Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it

“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot

by Swaglord43 September 7, 2020


Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.

You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.

by TheNotoriousOne23 September 8, 2017