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Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.
She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!
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Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.
Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'
Gav - 'You did what bro?'
Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'
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The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.
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That pork demon named Brody tries to do the nasty in my ass.
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When one member of a one night stand fully intends to leave immediately after business, without the other knowing.
Tony: So I heard you and Laura got together last night? You seeing her again?
Faz: Oh, no man. Just a pork and walk.
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Pulling Pork: (v.) to pull on a mans penis in a painful way, most commonly not done with your hand, possibly performed with string, pliers, or hedgeclippers.
John pissed Sally off so Sally attached a string to John's penis and a car and pulled his pork by driving away in the opposite direction.
Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.
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Staple food of the small, impoverished Italian colony known as New Jersey.
I'd like a pork roll, egg, and cheese -- salt pepper ketchup.
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