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people kissing is not porn
people waching porn is not porn its is being a pervert
people flashing their dicks to the ladies is not porn its is stupid and embarrising
people fucking is porn
send me an email at nathan.corbitt@dchs-alnwick.uk
that is also porn
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yeah, don't try to compete! my porn rhymestyle is indeed superior to your seedy creed to ya hip-hop crew/fleet. whatever... I just call'em shiit! kiss my feet!
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Now you know as well as I, that you know what porn is. If you don't, why would you search it up on the Urban Dictionary? That's dumb. Get a fucking life.
Porn is what teenage boys use to get off with because they are sad, depressing, and single without a sex life.
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an enjoyable video that might get you wet or hard, now go get you a boyfriend/girlfriend, if you gay! ion even know!!!
"Girlll, last night that porn was good! I'm finna call Johny!"
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Something that should be watched in the daytime and not abused, preferably not at work. People who watch porn our the same as people who watch romantic movies, go to the opera, etc. What people our ignorant to is that porn is a compensatory product for not gettin' what you deserve. This is why porn is on a stronger emotional scale.
Wife "How did martin get the sack"
Husband " Oh he was downloading porn "
Wife "That is disgusting, fancy employing people like that, no wonder he had dating problems"
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Prisoner: Hey dude give some of that porn! I havn't see some of that shit in ages!!!
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Well, what do we have here? Cog porn, the ultimate brain-gasm. It's like watching porn, but instead of using your eyes and hands, you're using your brain and... well, let's just say it's not your hands. With cog porn, you're not just getting off, you're getting your neurons firing on all cylinders. It's like a full-body workout, but for your brain. So, if you're ready to take your porn game to the next level, just plug in your cog and let the good times roll. But be warned, this is not your grandma's porn. This is a whole new level of freaky. And if you're not careful, you might just blow a fuse. So, go ahead, indulge in some cog porn. Just make sure to have a mop and bucket handy. You're gonna need it. Chimichangas not included.
"I watched so much cog porn I thought I was in a real bathhouse."