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cricket post

When someone posts/shares on FB and no one comments or likes.

Did you see Kari posted pictures of her new car?

Yeah, I noticed her cricket post.

by Heather Leather February 1, 2011

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Beat Post

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009

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Lake the Post

At Northwestern University, it refers to old tradition of dragging the field goal posts from the football field to Lake Michigan in order to dump them. This happened in the period of time when NU had one of the worst football teams in the nation, and laking the posts was done during the occasional victory or notable defeat.

"We just beat Ohio State! Time to lake the posts!"

by Jasper Davis March 13, 2012

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Posting ice

When you got to type "positive" and your iPhone auto corrects it to "posting ice"

Ryan: I think I love you
Taylor: are you posting ice
Ryan: are you retarded?

by The tip of my nut sack August 4, 2016

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post hardcore

Music that is as heavy, nasty and edgy as hardcore but not as one-dimensional and features exponentially less use of the words "respect" and "hate" in its lyrics and content... It has nothing whatsoever to do with Taking Back Sunday or Dashboard Confessional; defining "Post Hardcore" in such a manner displays profound ignorance of even the slightest notion of what constitutes this phrase's crucial rootword "Hardcore" and anyone providing such a definition that includes the above-mentioned bands wouldn't know "Hardcore" if it walked up and punched them in the teeth while wearing brass knuckles or if Sheer Terror was playing a live show in their mother's basement.

"That website all the emo-mo's and whitebelts whine and post pictures of themselves on lists 400 Blows as "Post Hardcore" - that's interesting, I'd call it Metal or Rock."

by MattFromVacationlandWhat January 5, 2006

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ghost post

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.

Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.

by puresurplus April 26, 2011

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post-tard

Someone who has gone from pretard to full retard and come full circle to being 'normal' again. A person who used to be incapable of normal life functions, but now is considered stable. Few people actually make the progression to post-tard. Post-tards are few and far between, but they exist.

Bill Clinton, Whitney Houston, Charlie Sheen

Whitney Houston is the classic example of a post-tard because of her drug-related past and her re-entering into normal society.

by J. Walt February 12, 2007

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