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Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.
A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.
Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life
"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"
"No, what happened?"
"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."
"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."
A lazy or boring friend, co-worker, or family member that doesn’t show interest in anything... ever.
See Herbert over there? He’s being a lame potato today.
The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.
I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.
The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...
Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."
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A person who goes to the gym, but does not workout. They walk around slowly watching others workout and think of themselves doing the work. As like when someone watches Karate Kid and then thinks they know karate.
"Dude look at the girl sitting over there."
"Yeah I know, she hasn't done anything at all."
"Total gym potato."
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The great potato war is a 2sided war on hypixel skyblock that opposed the first and second biggest potato farmer in the game. The great potato war lasted 9month, where both Technoblade and Im_a_squid_kid (the two protagonists) raves to see who would be the first to farm 500million potatoes. With both sides using advanced techniques, spies and monitoring each other playtime / sleep. The greatest achievement was Technoblade rounding Im_a_squid_kid to 8 different colleges. After an update that added auto replanting crops, both sides started farming 10-12hours a day on average. Technoblade was victorious and earned a potato crown with written on it “ All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolve”. Sun tzu.
Person 1: Oh hey mark what are you watching?
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .
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a difficult problem that nobody wants to be associated with
Lets see how the manager handle a hot potato like that.
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