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wait a minute. roots in prehistoric times in digital history with vcrs
hey man, press the pause button, i need to think
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The news is so current, the ink is still hot.
Hot off the press: American college students are in debt more than ever.
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When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.
My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings
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when a guy stands over top a girl, who is on her head with her legs in the air, and fucks her using a vertical "drill press" motion
The iraqi drill press is an ancient iraqi sex technique
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When one munges a pregnant girl, or screws a dead pregnant girl, and the unlucky bastard who loses to rock, paper, scissors; or a coin toss, and the unlucky one has to put his lips around the vagina as the group of 3 to 5 guys jump on the girl and try to push out the baby and internal juices inside the kids mouth.
Unlucky Dude:I got screwed last night, I had to Grundel mung press Alicia last night.
Friend: I feel bad for ya, how did her baby taste?
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Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.
The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.
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A dirty sex position which involves shoving dollar bills into the vagina
Bro, i totally printing pressed her last night
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