Random
Source Code
Random
One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.
Hey Timmy ready for National Puke Day!
Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.
"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?
The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.
Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.
An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
A dollar bill strategically placed in a pool of vomit
Dude I found a puke dollar outside of the bar last night!
Something that is really nasty
Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!