Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
I shall puke on your face because it is my puke throne.
A puke baby is when one vomits into their partner, typically through anal or vaginal means. Then the partner is required to shake themselves to ready the baby before pushing out into the first partner's mouth.
Me and my girlfriend really like to experiment, so we tried to make a puke baby
When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
when you have sex with your wife in doggie position while they are vomiting into a toilet
Rachel was so sick last night, but I still gave her the puking poodle.