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A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!
Crowd: Wooooo!!!
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A random ass auto correct from my phone
I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a
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in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member
Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm
The three questions are from AMCs The Walking Dead, in which Rick or someone from his group would ask someone the following questions.
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"How many people have you killed" followed up by
"Why?"
The exact amount of walkers or people a person has killed to the point they're not trustworthy is unknown, and asking them why they did it determines whether or not they can be a part of his group, or if they get to live.
The three questions being asked:
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"A couple dozen give or take."
"How many people have you killed."
"Two."
"Why?"
"They tried to kill me so I had no choice but to kill them, they were gonna take all my stuff."
When used it refers to a major question about who the person should ask to the prom or other social event, or to all major questions in a relation ship but marriage which is the "Biggest Question" The phrase is generally used by guys in reference to girls but can be used by girls
Time to answer the Second Biggest Question! I need a date fast! #Second.Biggest.Question
You know those were my questions, right? That made you look like and idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. It was me.
Derp "Um... Could you repeat the question?"
Hym "No. I don't think I will. But you're conflating the term 'Anti-Vaxxer' with 'the people who didn't want to get the covid vaccine' and you're doing it either because your don't know there's a distinction (so you're ignorant) OR you DO know there's a difference and you're dishonest. Or both. An ignorant liar. There were people who KNEW that it wasn't as bad as SOME PEOPLE were lead to believe. And NOW, we KNOW that YOUR SIDE... WAS WRONG. You were militant in your ignorance. You blindly and without anything thought or discernment did what you were told (like a fucking Nazi), castigated the people WHO WE KNOW KNOW WERE CORRECT, and instead of contrition what we get from you is an attempt to memory-hole what actually happened. You claim is the WE DIDN'T KNOW. We COULDN'T have known. NO ONE CAN KNOW ANYTHING, APPARENTLY. Except people DID know. They were CORRECT and YOU were WRONG. You didn't lose your friends and family to Q-Anon. You lost your friends and family to your own self-righteous epistemological supremacy delusion. You THOUGHT you knew and then you finger-wagged everyone who disagreed with you. And YOU were WRONG. Everyone you tried to SHAME knew you were wrong as you were shaming them. You. Are. A. Dumb. And. Bad. Person. Who. Does. Not. Like. A. Thing. I. Said. That. Whore. Is. Wrong. To. Fuck. That. Retard. And. That. Retard. Is. ALSO. A. Dumb. Bad. Cry-Baby. Liar. Bad. You're bad. I'm good."
"Gab's Question" is a psychological term that's infamous for mentally tormenting the subject to an internal state of torture due to comprehending an ethical answer to the question Gab asks. The question is "Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum". I realize that by writing the question you're subjected to mental tortue and if you have a strong mentally you will continue reading this pondering how I am still sane enough to write " Gab Question" , my sanity is long gone, no one can survive a mere hour after hearing this questions and this questions has a 100% fatality to all have heard it. And the answers is , I am not some subject , Rather I am Gab himself and have sentenced to a demise
Gab: Sigmaton , my patient let me ask you a question that will help, I Gab, like to call this Gab's Question
Subject 001: Why yes okay
Gab:Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum. Its okay if you need to get up and think.
Subject 001 stands up and walks
Gab : Think Now
Subject O01 walks towards a draw and fiddles finding something saying " Theres only thing that can fix my itch "
Gab : Its alright feel free to use my tools
Subject 001 Puts a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger