a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.
Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*
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Someone who's being taken atvantage of and used and being made fun of a lot. Worse than being a complete naive tool.
That guy is such a coat rack, i just talked him into letting me borrow $100 and he doesn't even know who i am.
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The act of undergoing breast reduction surgery to solve the discomfort caused by excessively large breasts.
Serena was afraid her double d's were going to give her chronic back pain so she got a re-rack last year.
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Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people
VERB:
1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners
2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you
ADJECTIVE:
3. Describing an awful situation
I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.
That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
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to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.
"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."
"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"
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1) Hanging upside-down whilst cracking one off;
2) Someone engaged in 1).
From the sink-holes of Surrey in England.
1) My back was killin', but I fancied a quick spaff, so I did the Jack-rack.
2) Dude, you're such a Jack-rack.
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Verb- In the food service industry:the act of placing ones scrotum on a rack of baby back ribs shortly before cooking them for an unsuspecting customer.
That old guy said his soup was cold so it's time for the old sack-on-rack.
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