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After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.
Is the walk after getting anally fucked after fucking with your period. Because of the cum and blood mix together to make a rusty color dripping down your leg.
I should not have worn my white pants after my rusty Alice this morning.
A rusty towball is when you are smashing a chick in the ass and then when you pull your cock out of there you have a big lump of shit on your helmet.
my mate Ryan was fucking this chick the other night and half way through fucking her up the ass he pulled his cock out and to his horror he found his helmet covered in shit. she gave him a rusty towball.
From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
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The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.
Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
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